1 00:00:01,914 --> 00:00:04,094 There you go. Your dimmer switch is done and working. 2 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:05,478 Are there any instructions? 3 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:06,830 Um, yeah. 4 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:09,009 Press it when you want it dimmer. 5 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,046 Got it. Use any finger, right? 6 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:12,931 Uh, I wouldn't suggest the thumb. 7 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:16,362 So I'll just leave you the bill and my band's demo. 8 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:19,321 It's an eclectic mix of rock, jazz, and RandB, 9 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:22,240 described by the village daily as "promising." 10 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:24,366 Oh, well, I'll listen to it when I get a chance. 11 00:00:24,459 --> 00:00:26,639 No, put it on now. I'll wait. 12 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:28,422 And play it loud. 13 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:30,596 It sounds better if you can feel it in your teeth. 14 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:31,772 Oh, hi, baby. 15 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:33,767 And this must be the man 16 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:35,429 you've been trying to keep away from me. 17 00:00:35,513 --> 00:00:36,823 Welcome to the family. 18 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:40,605 So, Nick, do you like chicken or beef? 19 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:42,632 Oh, before we talk about food and how we're going to spend the holidays, 20 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:44,151 why don't I take a picture of the two of you kissing 21 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:46,314 so I can send it to your grandmother? 22 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,274 Sure. Anything for grandma. 23 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:49,922 Ma, this isn't Nick. 24 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:52,046 What? You said he was cute and white. 25 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,489 What else was I to assume? 26 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:56,265 He is cute, and he is white. 27 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,280 He's the electrician. 28 00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:00,202 I'll still kiss her if she'll listen to my demo. 29 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,413 Hell, I'll kiss you, too. 30 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:10,033 ♪ Through this journey of discovery ♪ 31 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:14,423 ♪ you're finding you I'm finding me ♪ 32 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:17,949 ♪ now that I have someone special ♪ 33 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:19,784 ♪ who brings out the joy ♪ 34 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:21,042 ♪ brings out the joy ♪ 35 00:01:21,124 --> 00:01:24,354 ♪ inside of me ♪ 36 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:26,562 ♪ we can become whatever we want ♪ 37 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:28,831 ♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪ 38 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:32,354 ♪ that's the way I feel it should be ♪ 39 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,050 ♪ you and me ♪ 40 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:36,877 [Off-key] ♪ me ♪ 41 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:38,046 Ooh. 42 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,401 [Giggling] 43 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:43,893 [Knock on door] 44 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:46,410 Hey, Dee Dee. 45 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:48,057 What's with all the food? 46 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:50,331 My friend Aurora's coming for a visit. 47 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,464 Is she coming... Forever? 48 00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:56,554 No. She's just a big girl. 49 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:58,678 But she's really sweet and has a big heart. 50 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,990 Actually, she kind of has a big everything. 51 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:06,300 Hopefully, this will all tide her over till dinner. 52 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:09,391 You know, I don't remember you mentioning her. 53 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,237 But then again, sometimes when you're talking, 54 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:13,131 I'm not really listening. 55 00:02:15,526 --> 00:02:19,396 Anyway, Aurora and I were inseparable growing up. 56 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:20,887 She was the only other girl of color 57 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:23,096 who went to my private school. 58 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:25,586 Which I was fine with, because it made me the hot black chick. 59 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:28,544 Anyway, I haven't seen her in a while, 60 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:30,516 and I want to make sure she feels really welcome, 61 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,201 so come on, help me move the couch back. 62 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:34,332 We need wider lanes. 63 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:36,065 [Knock on door] 64 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:40,197 Can I help you? 65 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:43,080 Hi. Dee Dee, it's me... Aurora. 66 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,173 If that's your idea of a big girl, I'm never eating again. 67 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:48,557 Aurora! 68 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,646 Where's the rest of you? 69 00:02:50,735 --> 00:02:52,255 Oh, where are my manners? Come on in. 70 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,866 But, damn, where's the rest of you? 71 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:58,127 Gone forever, thanks to gastric bypass surgery. 72 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,751 Lost 125 pounds in 4 months. 73 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,702 Oh, well, you look amazing! 74 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:05,361 I mean, you always looked amazing. 75 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:07,446 Uh, no, I didn't. 76 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:11,276 I looked like shamu in a muumuu, but... 77 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:14,055 You are as sweet as ever for saying so. 78 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:16,410 Hi. I'm Dee Dee's sister, Mona. 79 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,980 Hey. 80 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,457 What's all the food for? 81 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:21,847 Uh... it's Mona's. She eats a lot. 82 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:27,505 There.[gasp] 83 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:29,908 Your birthday week has officially started. 84 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:33,172 This sad little area has gone from gloomy ghetto to party fabulous. 85 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,298 Thanks, George. Thanks, Matt. 86 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:38,350 You really know how to make my turning 30 special. 87 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:40,955 Considering you've done it 3 times, we've had a lot of practice. 88 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,699 [Elevator bill dings] 89 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:45,788 Oh, look, it's our fixer-upper. 90 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:49,399 How quickly they forget. 91 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:51,320 And those eyebrows. 92 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:53,615 What was 2 is now one. 93 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,275 Back off. The ladies are lovin' it. 94 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:59,017 Ok, ew. 95 00:03:59,935 --> 00:04:02,845 Please. I just ate. 96 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:04,678 And you never called me. 97 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:08,601 Any messages? 98 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:10,533 You've had calls from 14 different women this morning. 99 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:12,774 This one's from Sheila. Apparently you rocked her world. 100 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:16,299 I also broke her headboard.Ooh. 101 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:19,126 Again, the hetero-visual. 102 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:20,995 I've got better things to do 103 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:22,846 than to talk about your Camille rebound-athon. 104 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:24,811 Like plan my Las Vegas birthday bash this weekend. 105 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:27,009 You only turn 28 once. 106 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:29,834 Do you even know how old you are? 107 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:32,451 Ignoring, li, li, li! Li, li, li, li, li... 108 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:37,058 Now, my posse's coming, and Mona and Dee Dee, and I assume you are, too. 109 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,036 Lord knows there's not a throat left in the bay area 110 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:41,541 for you to jam your tongue down. 111 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,369 Good point. Viva Las Vegas! 112 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:44,587 Count me in. 113 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,065 [Telephone rings] 114 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:48,325 Delicious records. 115 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,528 Listen, girlfriend, like I told the rest of Spencer's harem, 116 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:52,641 the man is not worth your time, so you... 117 00:04:52,727 --> 00:04:54,557 Oh. Hold, please. 118 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:56,212 Spencer, your mother's on line one. 119 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:01,425 Rick, you are so sweet to drive me to work 120 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:04,428 and buy me coffee and walk me to my office. 121 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,961 It's just my way of getting more time with you. And I love it. 122 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:09,655 It's like having a personal assistant I get to make out with. 123 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:10,944 Wait till you see the special plans 124 00:05:10,962 --> 00:05:12,492 I have for us this weekend. 125 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:14,183 Well, if they include doing my laundry 126 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:16,790 and cleaning the bathroom, I'm yours forever. 127 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:20,061 Trust me. When I put my lysol under your sink, 128 00:05:20,145 --> 00:05:21,575 you'll know it's serious. 129 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:29,236 Nick looks so cute walking away. 130 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,329 [Chuckles] He does have tight biscuits. 131 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:36,211 [Knock on door] 132 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:40,471 Wow. Cool sweater. Great color. 133 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:43,597 You can't borrow it. It's ugly, anyway. 134 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:45,611 Hey, Nick told me his special plans 135 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,393 to take care of me this weekend, 136 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:49,017 and it's been a while since I had a boyfriend, 137 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:51,184 so I want to confirm what that means. 138 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,923 It means make sure everything is waxed, 139 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,565 and don't wear your granny panties. 140 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,659 Yay! I was hoping that's what it meant. 141 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:00,839 A whole weekend of romance and pampering. 142 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,835 Isn't it great having a boyfriend? 143 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:06,017 Not everyone in the room has one, Mona. 144 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:07,674 Oh. Right. Sorry. 145 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:09,148 So, where's Aurora? 146 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:12,198 She's changing in the other room, but... 147 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:14,504 I gotta tell you, I'm a little worried about her. 148 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,771 Today we went shopping, and guys were staring at her 149 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:18,864 in a way she's not used to being stared at. 150 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:21,513 Oh. Did she have one of those paper toilet seat covers 151 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:23,248 tucked in the back of her skirt? 152 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:25,339 'Cause that has happened to me a million times. 153 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:28,078 I mean they were staring at her body. 154 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:29,870 And she's just not used to it. 155 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:32,354 A salesman told her she looked beautiful in a dress, 156 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:34,515 so she bought one in every color. 157 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:37,831 She just gets sucked in by anyone who compliments how good she looks. 158 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:39,359 [Door opens] 159 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:41,712 All right, where's your fat friend? 160 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,060 Mother! 161 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:45,322 Sorry. That was insensitive. 162 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,015 But I'm feeling huge today, 163 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:49,372 and I need to see someone bigger than me. 164 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:52,112 Who am I kidding? Aurora was bigger than me in the fifth grade. 165 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:54,591 Not anymore. 166 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:57,105 Aurora, what have you done to yourself? 167 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:58,289 Beverly Hills diet. 168 00:06:58,374 --> 00:06:59,814 Atkins? Scarsdale? 169 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:02,117 Strictly bacon. 170 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:04,254 Gastric bypass. 171 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:05,596 Whoo! 172 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:07,426 I haven't tried that one. 173 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:10,134 But it agrees with you, dear. Thank you. 174 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:12,302 Turtledove, any chance of your mom stopping by? 175 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:13,778 I could use a pick-me-up, 176 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:15,478 and I'm sure the sight of Phyllis 177 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,435 in a lycra-poly blend would do the trick. 178 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,360 Ooh, Mona. 179 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,635 Who would you rather see for my big 27th birthday bash... 180 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:30,454 The real Celine at Caesar's or the drag Celine at boylesque? 181 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,640 And I don't want to influence you, 182 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:35,113 but the drag Celine has a better ass. 183 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:36,543 About that... 184 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:38,070 I can't go. 185 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,653 Nick made special plans for this weekend. 186 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:42,326 Mona, you can see Nick any time you... wait. 187 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:43,678 Special plans? 188 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,287 [Chuckles] 189 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:47,177 That means you're gonna get your corn shucked. 190 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,340 Ok, you're excused. 191 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:51,946 I feel bad I'm gonna miss your party. 192 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:54,166 Please. My whole posse's already canceled on me. 193 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:56,166 They had a better offer. 194 00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:58,698 Prime seats at the final, final, final Cher farewell concert. 195 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,786 I've already been to the final, and the final final. 196 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:03,792 At this point, it's just sad. 197 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:06,014 You really can't turn back time. 198 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,225 Hey. Any messages for me? 199 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:11,925 Here's today's desperate dames. 200 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:14,583 I've categorized them into degrees of crazy. 201 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:16,968 Girl interrupted, fatal attraction, 202 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,191 and Mary poppins. 203 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:21,591 I'm sorry, the woman pulls a coat rack out of a carpetbag. 204 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:23,325 She scares the crap out of me. 205 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:27,199 Spencer, what's the name of the last woman you hooked up with? 206 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,289 Uh... 207 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:30,677 Baby? 208 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:33,371 No wonder the condom machine in the bathroom has been out all week. 209 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:35,143 Don't you think you should give it a rest? 210 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,556 This could bite you in the butt. 211 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,166 One of them did. 212 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,259 I think her name was baby, too. 213 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:44,613 Listen, I appreciate your concern, but... 214 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,178 It's a man's way of healing. 215 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,840 And I've got a lot of healing to do. 216 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,800 Dee Dee! Someone I can always count on. 217 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,272 How's my sweet, beautiful friend? 218 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:57,621 I can't go to Vegas, Adam. 219 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,281 I never liked you. 220 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,194 This is a very exciting day for me. 221 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:05,281 I get to see behind the scenes at a record company, 222 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:07,677 and my thighs haven't rubbed together once. 223 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,415 Ooh. Doughnuts. 224 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:12,676 I'm gonna go smell 'em. 225 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:14,954 Just so you know, 226 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,692 the decaf is terrible, 227 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,993 but the full-strength is horrible. 228 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,260 Good to know. I'll stick with the tea. 229 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,433 Classy. 230 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,219 I'm Spencer. 231 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:26,933 You must be new, 'cause if we'd met, I'd remember. 232 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:30,267 Oh, um, i'm... I'm Aurora and I'm just visiting. 233 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:31,752 Can I get some sugar? 234 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,702 I don't usually kiss in the first 5 minutes. 235 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:38,100 So, I stopped by Victoria's secret 236 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:40,576 and picked up something special for Saturday night. 237 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:43,037 It's lace, it's peek-a-boo, and I'm not sure how the hell to get it on, 238 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:44,710 but I hope Nick can get it off. 239 00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:47,061 Mona, go over there and stop that. 240 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,631 Spencer's talking to Aurora. 241 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,118 And I'm talking about me having sex. 242 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:52,328 That is way more interesting. 243 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,897 I am serious. We gotta keep him away from her. 244 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:58,815 She is a fragile Fawn, and he is a wolf in fubu. 245 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,122 Aurora! 246 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,358 Ok, we gotta go! Late for lunch. 247 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:03,123 Come on, Mona. 248 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:05,741 That's cool. I got lunch plans of my own. 249 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,257 Spencer, you got 4 calls on hold. 250 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,516 What do you want me to do? Hmm. 251 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,130 Give me a red bull and line one. 252 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:19,014 [Soft music playing] 253 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:28,851 Hey, baby. 254 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,372 Ohh! 255 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,065 I assume you're Nick? 256 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,463 I'm the supportive but not intrusive mother 257 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,416 that Mona gets her good looks from. 258 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:40,026 Don't mind me. I'm just gonna put these things in the kitchen. 259 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,857 Nice meeting you, Mrs. Thorne. 260 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,595 Don't move. I'll get rid of the old lady. 261 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,728 Ma... 262 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,390 You told me you would stop dropping by once I got a man. 263 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,834 In case you haven't noticed, I got a man. 264 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:54,782 I know you got a man, but I'm gonna help you keep your man. 265 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:57,311 Now, you get to kissin', I'll get to cookin'. 266 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,830 Ma, this is a romantic evening for two, 267 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:03,051 and you are not one of them, so off you go. 268 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,185 Bye, Nick. 269 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,505 Ooh, he is even cuter than I imagined. 270 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,147 Go, Mona! 271 00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:14,496 I'm buying you a lock for that door. 272 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:17,416 Don't bother. They always find a way in. 273 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:18,902 Ahh! So... 274 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:21,985 [Door opens] 275 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,032 Do you have any idea where Aurora is? 276 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,208 I don't even know whoaurora is, 277 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,384 but I'm sure if you give her 5 seconds, 278 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,990 she'll be coming through that door. 279 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:33,044 I haven't seen Aurora for hours. 280 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,837 She should have been back from shopping by now. 281 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,388 I'm worried about her. 282 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:37,928 Oh, my god. What if she's with Spencer? 283 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,258 Spencer's got a million women. 284 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,921 Now, go home. 285 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,485 Look, I'm sure she's fine. 286 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,622 Trust me, he is not with Aurora. 287 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,398 Get out! 288 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,189 Ohh! Where are we? 289 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,331 I don't know. 290 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,654 The last thing I remember we were doing bellybutton Tequila shots 291 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,237 at viva las drink-o. 292 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:05,733 Morning, lovers! 293 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:11,469 Where are we, man? In Las Vegas for my 26th birthday. 294 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,816 Which is now even more special 295 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,777 since you kids got married last night. 296 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,259 Congratulations! 297 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,053 What do you mean, we're married? 298 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:31,188 Yeah, man. Is this some kind of twisted gay-speak? 299 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,773 'Cause I don't know what you're talking about. 300 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:36,056 [Groans]Aww. You ok? 301 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,536 No. My head hurts. 302 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:41,627 My tongue feels like it needs a shave. 303 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,547 Well, you did put away a lot of champagne after the ceremony. 304 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:47,463 And before. And during. 305 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,509 Which is why you picked out those crappy rings. 306 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,637 And best of all, I caught the bouquet. 307 00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,003 [Chuckling] 308 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,484 How about I make us some chocolate-chip pancakes? 309 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:07,215 Ooh! I am the luckiest girl in the world right now. 310 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,623 [Knock on door] 311 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,702 Ok, that didn't last long. 312 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,532 Don't you people have phones? 313 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,409 Yeah. I am busy having my morning after. 314 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,062 I have earned my morning after. 315 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,756 You are interrupting my morning after, 316 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,653 where Nick and I get to enjoy each other's company 317 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,331 while eating chocolate-chip pancakes. 318 00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,912 If that's your idea of a morning after, 319 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,415 you're lucky I'm interrupting. 320 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,463 What is going on with you? 321 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:33,458 It's like you have no life. It's like you're me before him. 322 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,551 Aurora has been missing all night. 323 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,971 I've been trying her on her cell phone and she's not picking up. 324 00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,382 [Telephone rings] 325 00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:43,131 Ah, so you do have phones. 326 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,823 Hello.hello. 327 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,431 You're where?! You're where?! 328 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,091 Did what?! Did what?! 329 00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:50,385 Both: Spencer and Aurora got married last night! 330 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,442 Oh, that's great! 331 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,178 Oh, that's bad. 332 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,266 Mona, you gotta help me. 333 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,669 When my mother finds out, she'll kill me! 334 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,752 Dee Dee, what am I gonna do? 335 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,152 Girl, I'm fiending for a milkshake. 336 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,411 Don't worry. I'm on my way. 337 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,809 Get packing, missy. We're going to Vegas to fix this mess. 338 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,814 But... i don't want to go to Vegas, 339 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,286 or anywhere that requires putting on pants. 340 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,160 Besides, there's nothing we can do. 341 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:22,209 Hey! There is always something a Thorne woman can do. 342 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,386 Now, are you a Thorne or not? 343 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,834 I've never walked out on pancakes before. 344 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:33,182 Now I'm walking out and pancakes and you. 345 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,613 I'm sure I'll regret it. 346 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,179 Hey, I understand. 347 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,226 My friends do stupid things, too, sometimes. 348 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,442 Well, maybe not this stupid. 349 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:41,841 I understand. 350 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,014 [Shouting gibberish] 351 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,841 Now, let's get moving! 352 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,649 We've got a plane to catch and a marriage to break up. 353 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,280 To the Thorne-mobile! 354 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,106 [Door closes] 355 00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:56,197 She's so irritating when she's on a mission. 356 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:01,856 Hey. Newlyweds get free champagne. 357 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:05,034 Drinking got us into this mess. 358 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,341 Well. 359 00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,907 Being nagged by the wife already. 360 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,775 [Knock on door] 361 00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,874 Ok, everybody. Help is here. 362 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,358 We'll get this all straightened out. 363 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,178 Now, tell us what happened. 364 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,186 We were pretty bored celebrating Adam's birthday, 365 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,008 then I think we ditched him, 366 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,576 and then I guess we drank too much, 367 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:27,192 and... then this! 368 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:31,974 [Crying] Yeah, what she said. 369 00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,801 Ok, so where's Adam now? 370 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,409 I don't know. The last time I saw him, 371 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,939 he was raiding a maid cart for a free loofah. 372 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,975 As your legal counsel, 373 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,090 I advise you to sever all contact with your husband. 374 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,896 I need a moment alone with my client, 375 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,667 and since the wife gets the house, get out. 376 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,336 Come on, let's go. Let's go. 377 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:50,686 Andale. Andale, spencer. 378 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,295 Ah, dial it down. 379 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,606 I've already got one ball and chain. 380 00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,519 I thought while I was at school, 381 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,350 you were just going shopping for new clothes. 382 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,958 I was. 383 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,879 Then Spencer called me and we met for drinks. 384 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,624 He asked if I wanted to party in Vegas, 385 00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,774 and I figured since I had the clothes for it, why not? 386 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,413 I didn't now I'd be wearing my new Earl jeans to my wedding. 387 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,044 But they look so cute on you. 388 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,193 Girl, thank you. 389 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,848 No! 390 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,072 But how did you end up getting married... 391 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,502 To him? 392 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,158 I know I should have called, 393 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,682 but a guy's never swept me off my feet before. 394 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,376 Well, one guy tried, 395 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,423 but he ended up in traction for a week. 396 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:33,471 So... when Spencer paid so much attention to me, I liked it. 397 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:36,867 Aurora, you have no idea how beautiful you are. 398 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,872 You're gonna have to shake this negative self-image. 399 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:43,125 Lots of guys are gonna want to fly you away for the weekend. 400 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,959 You can't marry every one of them. 401 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,437 That's just straight j.Lo. 402 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,842 So what am I gonna do about Aurora? 403 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,142 It is Aurora, right? 404 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,799 You're asking me? 405 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,643 Isn't that the woman you promised to love, honor, 406 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,667 and at least remember her name? 407 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,796 I don't know what's goin' on. 408 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,979 I've been dealing with some heavy stuff, 409 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,105 and it's not just because of Camille leaving me. 410 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,718 It's a lot of things. 411 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,458 I'm just feeling really alone. 412 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,379 You have me. 413 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,774 Come on, Mona. You got a man in your life. 414 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,527 I don't want to bother you with my problems. 415 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,905 That's what I'm here for. 416 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,562 I know you're always here for me, 417 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,166 helping me get over Camille, 418 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,256 helping me look for my dad. 419 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,565 You're a good friend, Mona. 420 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:27,532 Hey. I don't jump on a plane with no change of underwear for just anybody. 421 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,141 Hey! You guys came after all! 422 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,707 This is great! And you're just in time. 423 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,364 The $1.99 prime rib buffet closes in 20 minutes. 424 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,669 My treat.[Coins rattling] 425 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,756 I hit it big! 426 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,165 I got 3 major healys on the I dream of Jeannie slot machine. 427 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,547 I think we better handle this divorce first. 428 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,243 Oh, you can get divorced anytime. 429 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,641 Let's take a gondola ride at the venetian. 430 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,574 No, no, no! We have to figure this out no matter how long it takes. 431 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,336 Sure. Absolutely. 432 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,774 But first, let's all go to the Luxor and ride the nile. 433 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,301 Adam, this is no time for fun. 434 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,654 We're talking about marriage here. 435 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,564 Ok, fine. 436 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:08,219 Nobody's married. I made the whole thing up. What?! 437 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,944 Oh, I just made you think you were hitched 438 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,181 to get everybody here for my 25th birthday. 439 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,615 Now, let's go eat all the meat we can eat. 440 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,402 Hold it, miss thing! 441 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,446 I cannot believe you did that. 442 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,752 Thank god. We're not married. 443 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,758 I... i don't mean to hurt your feelings, Spencer, 444 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,927 but thank god! 445 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:28,723 That is the saddest, most desperate thing I've ever heard. 446 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,543 I know. It was so much fun. 447 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,811 They drank till dawn and passed out in bed together. 448 00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:36,294 If I hadn't taken advantage of that, I'd be ashamed of myself. 449 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:39,416 Hey, I'm here, I'm queer, I love to interfere. 450 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:42,029 You know, if kicking your ass wasn't like fighting a girl, i'd... 451 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,081 Ok! I'm sorry. 452 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,996 I went too far. I just didn't want to spend my birthday alone. 453 00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,562 Is that so wrong? 454 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,829 All of you are like my family. 455 00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,112 And if I can't share my birthday with my family, who can I share it with? 456 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,182 Oh, Adam, we understand. 457 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,525 Even though your little prank 458 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,624 ripped me away from my man! 459 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,623 Guess who's here to surprise the birthday boy! 460 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,785 Aah! aah! 461 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:06,031 Thank god. These losers were sucking the life out of me. 462 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:09,367 Wait. What happened to the Cher concert? 463 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,282 The lights went down, the music started, 464 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,607 and our dark lady began singing gypsies, tramps and thieves. 465 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,240 And we realized something was missing. 466 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:16,718 And it wasn't just her ribs. 467 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,677 We had our gypsy and our thief, 468 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,416 but we didn't have our tramp. 469 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:21,897 Aww! 470 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,596 I can't believe I flew coach for this. 471 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,376 Let's go to cirque du soleil. 472 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,780 Hot Canadian men in tights. 473 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,083 Aah! later, straighters. 474 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,740 This is gonna be my best 23rd birthday ever. 475 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,999 You know, listening to those guys 476 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,608 is like watching steel magnolias. 477 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,569 I just don't get it. 478 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,355 Can you believe Adam just tossed us aside 479 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,576 after all that talk about us being family? 480 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,835 Well, the two of us can have our own fun. 481 00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,148 We can go see the dancing waters at the bellagio... 482 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,755 Ooh! Or ride the roller coaster at New York New York. 483 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,326 [Knock on door] Room service. 484 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,943 I'll get it.Ok. 485 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,774 Guess who scored a cheap ticket 486 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,314 and flew to Vegas to be with his lady! 487 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,424 I guess that's pretty obvious, isn't it? 488 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,250 Nick, I can't believe you came! 489 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,338 Dee Dee, I can't believe you haven't left. 490 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,297 But, Mona, I thought we were going to go 491 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,226 to the bellagio to see the water! Beat it, kid. 492 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,424 Whoo-hoo! [Giggles] 493 00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:54,024 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0